Hipster Girl Looks Like Garth
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Women Thinks Subway Is Parking Garage
My son got mad at me for grounding him. Got even angrier when I wouldn't stop laughing and talking in backwards proverbs.
When you see me...
Girl needs a "wine opener," is holding a Swiss Army Knife with a corkscrew...
Get The London Look
Ah yes, my childhood.
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